The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Being a freemason

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!