- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to grow one wing

solar powered night-vision

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power to blink slightly less often.

the power to get blood clots

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

Pointless Super Powers