The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to fall up.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to have no power.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!