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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to close your nose

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to speak in braille...

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to plank

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!