the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!