the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to breathe

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!