The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!