the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to have no powers

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to be stupid

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!