- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to blink slightly less often.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

Stop clapping

Liam Brudenell

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

To call me maybe

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to fall up.

The power to have no power.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to speak only in binary

The power to close your nose

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

Pointless Super Powers