The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to hate nature

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Liam Brudenell

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!