The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to die without any control

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Being a freemason

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!