The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to control sloths

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to think salmon.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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to make asians smart

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!