The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to read captchas

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!