The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to bleed on command

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to not exist.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!