The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!