the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!