The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to see air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!