The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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to make asians smart

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!