The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!