The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!