- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

The power to see even though you can already see.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to think salmon.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

the power to have a dick in the box

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

to make asians smart

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

Pointless Super Powers