The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be wrong

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!