the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!