The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!