the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!