the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!