The power to control dodos

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to like this power

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!