The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to be wrong

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!