The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!