- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to not be able to get powers

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to speak in braille...

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to levitate birds

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to die while dieing

The power to jump faster.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

the power to summon fire with a lighter

Pointless Super Powers