The power to turn food into shit.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

Being a freemason

Tits for a guy.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to levitate birds

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to die while dieing

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the ability to lick your own anus

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!