- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to have backround music in your life.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to breathe

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to grow one wing

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

solar powered night-vision

The power to blink slightly less often.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to wet yourself at will.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

Pointless Super Powers