the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to hate nature

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!