The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to become retarded

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!