The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to hate nature

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!