The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to become retarded

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The power to live.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to go on this website

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!