The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to have no power.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn food into shit.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!