The power to levitate birds with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The useless power to write about useless powers...

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +122

Stop clapping

thumb_up thumb_down +118

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to make infinite paper clips.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

thumb_up thumb_down +112

To call me maybe

thumb_up thumb_down +110

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to fall up.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +104

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

qtiopihvk

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to have no power.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

the power to speak only in binary

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to close your nose

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to sneeze cum

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!