The power to have no power.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!