- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no power.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to close your nose

the power to sneeze cum

The power to speak in braille...

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to turn food into shit.

power to eat through your but

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to jump faster.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

Pointless Super Powers