the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to eat ass.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The abilty to go through water.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!