the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn food into shit.

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power to eat through your but

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Being a freemason

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!