The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!