The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!