The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to see forever

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!