The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to write only the letter R

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to bleed on command

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!