The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to fall up.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!