the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to have no power.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to close your nose

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!