The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to live.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!