the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!