the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Stop clapping

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!