The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to come second in any race

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to repel women.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to breath through your skin.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!